comix & etx by a weenie

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

grant just changed his facebook name to grant e. pants

i should probably sue him for copyright infringement or something, on account of the granty pantys. right?

Friday, November 18, 2011

today is my mother's birthday

grant said "will you tell her i said thank you for making you for me?"

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

grant & i had a very inappropriate email haiku exchange last night

already miss you
no one to talk of Vs with
for three entire days

the time will fly by
however I will miss you
you and your gash wound

three notes:
1. grant is going on a business trip for 3 days.
2. someone else was included on these emails.
3. i am so pleased at having spread use of the word "gash" to describe "vagina" around the office. everyone is saying it!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

grant update from about half an hour ago

we are watching "a woman is a woman" on the projector because i'm in charge of movies around here & grant asked me what it was & i told him & then i told him about how anna karina is one of my favorites & he said "that's because you look like her" & now i love him even more than i did before.

grant is the second person to compare me to her, wonderful news.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

grant update: 11/8/11 4:06 pm

grant, rubbing my shoulders: "oh, you're so tense."


grant, stopped rubbing my shoulders: "must be all that daytime television."

Friday, November 4, 2011

dunno if this is an ode to a woman or the weed cookie he just ate

every cell calls out
a unified battle cry
fuck fuck fuck and fuck

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

a haiku exchange

i just went too far
i did not think before i spoke
i am a an ass

a tiny comfort
it is likely what they all
expected of you

i am not worthy
you are a wise old soul
i bask in your glow