comix & etx by a weenie

Friday, October 28, 2011

the new ANONYMOUS wrote this haiku about grant

Grant's Morning Haiku

Forming a circle
Against porcelain bidet wall
A lone pubic hair

i can't believe i didn't make a blog about this already

but grant and i have been skype-ing in haiku of late. he's written some good ones. i don't think he would like me to share these, so don't tell him i did.

i have no talent
for the writing of haikus
sad but very true

people are stupid
i can not stomach their noise
i need some earplugs

i love haikus now
i could write them all day
yep i think i will

irene my hero
you are a bad ass woman
tell me what you need

i love some drama
it fills up my boring day
shit he saw my screen

i am watching grant while he is in a meeting, very clearly bored

and i got inspired to write him a haiku:

sometimes i see you
and the first thing i think is
“grant lynn buffalo”

Thursday, October 27, 2011

grant is on the phone with his wife

first he said "you're a good little wifey."

then he said "what are you wearing?"

then he said "make me some dinner!"

now he is off the phone. then he said to me "i only like women who are mean to me."

Tuesday, October 25, 2011


"there's something about smart and totally socially incompetent people that really turns me on."

- grant

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

the new ANONYMOUS wrote this haiku about grant

Ripe with irony
Yet untouched, in a closet
Grant’s white leather shoes

Monday, October 17, 2011

grant was pretty lecherous today

personally i drew the line at "yogurt pillows," but several others drew their lines earlier.

at the end of the day i said "i sure hope you're not actin like this tomorrow" to which he shrugged.

then he told me some top secret exciting (for me) news!