comix & etx by a weenie

Thursday, July 14, 2011

the grant diet

he is on some thing that involves no carbs, some other rules, i wasn't paying that much attention. he says he likes to be able to control things, which is why he is doing it.

it's been going on for a couple of days, but he was just at my desk talking about it just now.

as he walked away he said "what am i doing? i don't need to eat... i'll photosynthesize!"

Monday, July 11, 2011


i found this notebook in the conference room. there wasn't that much writing in it, but this page gave its owner away immediately.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

an exchange.

grant: did you lose some weight?

me: no.

grant: did you gain some weight?

me: yes.


me: thanks for asking if i lost some weight first.