comix & etx by a weenie

Friday, April 23, 2010

things grant has said or done today

needed a snack, so i drew a face on a banana and gave it to him
suggested i start a roller derby band
suggested that a really good push up bra would help me sing better
told me a good push up bra wouldn't help him
because he is an ass man
told me i was like sam the eagle from the muppets
started to act out what he meant
got a dirty look from me, stopped and sat down
is currently blasting wesley willis
(is probably drunk)

this is a short list

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

grant just asked me a question:

it was "can i call you outdated terms of endearment from the sixties?"

i said "okay."

then he said "goodnight, sweet cheeks!"