comix & etx by a weenie

Friday, March 26, 2010

grant and i had a heart to heart today

he was talking about feeling old and i was trying to relate, even though i am still much younger than he is. i mean MUCH younger. (i'm just trying to paint an accurate picture here.) he set his elbows on my desk and looked at me wistfully.

"what would you do with all that youth if you had it to do again?"

and i said "waste it."

and he said "me, too."

and he smiled really, really broadly, and so did i.

just then i remembered that he is an actual person, one that i like, and not just some weirdo stick figure i spend all of my time eavesdropping.

i was going to post this as a comic, but i think that would defeat the purpose of what i am actually trying to say. (i don't know what i'm actually trying to say.)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

grant update 3/16/10 4:13 pm

grant came over my desk for god knows what reason. i was looking at this picture. he started to say something. then he looked at my screen. then he said "i love coming over to your desk and seeing what you're in the middle of." then i closed my open windows and gave him a dirty look. i still don't know why he was at my desk in the first place.

ANONYMOUS drew this


what a weirdo.

(ANONYMOUS wants you to know that pictured here is grant.)

Friday, March 12, 2010


tim said "sectional white couch" and i heard "sexual white couch."

UPDATE: it's sexual, right?

Thursday, March 4, 2010


grant is making jokes about sexting. he just used the word "peaking." and then he turned a little bit red.

Monday, March 1, 2010

this is a poem i just wrote

oh i've seen dicks
damage done
i mean like
dicks i didn't want to see
you know what i mean

(actually this is my half of a conversation about going to black's beach and taking acid.)