comix & etx by a weenie

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

a quote as posted on facebook.

"Hey Dad, you're pee and I'm poo and we are in a pipe on the way to the ocean."
-Grant's Daughter

Monday, November 22, 2010

by the way, did you guys see this?!


grant just said:

"you get a frontal!"

i'm going to decline to provide context for the time being.

Friday, September 10, 2010

grant update 9/10/10 8:42 pm

i gave grant a ride home from work today. still processing.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

is it just me or does grant look like mclovin?

was the subject line of an email i received from ANONYMOUS earlier today. it included the following comparison shot:


Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

everybody's got a mustache these days!



Tuesday, July 27, 2010


grant has a mustache. surreptitiously taken photo to follow as soon as i can get it.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

mel gibson series* part one


*the mel gibson series will feature the original gays down below comics with text provided by mel gibson himself, as acquired by radar online. you can see this original comic here and listen to mel's audio here.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

grant update 6/29/10 4:35 pm

grant and i were talking about this book i am reading. i told him it was good & that he should read it. then i said "but you probably can't read, since you have all those babies."

he said "actually, i am reading something."

i waited.

"it's pretty embarrassing. i haven't read it in 17 years!"

i waited.

"zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance."

he probably shouldn't have told me.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

september 30, 2009

haiku i wrote about grant (which i just discovered in an old notebook)

eating bananas
you, shoes off (white shoes) monkey
who's got hairy toes

right now you aren't
walking around with bare feet
it's better that way

the people at work
mostly they grate on my nerves
including you, grant

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

photo shoot in the kitchen just now

started off as "ol' banana hands" and devolved into this:


this is a photo of ANONYMOUS. ANONYMOUS requested that i take this. ANONYMOUS also requested that ANONYMOUS' head not be included in the picture. it was. i cropped it for purposes of this blog because ANONYMOUS has already requested multiple times that i not make stupid blogs about ANONYMOUS.

every day work is more or less like this.

Monday, June 14, 2010

grant is working on a lot of films lately

here is a sample from a script he just sent over for me to peruse. my assumption is that i'll be starring in this.

They both take a seat at a table for two.

No, I mean, since I’ve seen you.

Oh ha, yeah... you look good.

You... you look great.
You’ve cut your hair.

Yeah, you like it?

and that's that.

Thursday, June 3, 2010


ANONYMOUS came in with sunglasses on his head. because it was dark i thought he just had a new, cool, pointy-headed hairdo.

life is full of disappointments.

Friday, May 14, 2010

today is grant's birthday.

he's pretty old.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

grant just sent out a request for props for a photo shoot:

Mannequin hand
Vintage Cell Phone (large)
Bow & Arrow
Old straight ladder
Hedge Shears
Rubik's cube
Boxing Gloves
Very large magnifying glass
Old school alarm clock (with bells on top)
Round Life preserver
Ball & Chain
Sock Garters
Over-sized wall clock

i wish i were more involved.

Friday, April 23, 2010

things grant has said or done today

needed a snack, so i drew a face on a banana and gave it to him
suggested i start a roller derby band
suggested that a really good push up bra would help me sing better
told me a good push up bra wouldn't help him
because he is an ass man
told me i was like sam the eagle from the muppets
started to act out what he meant
got a dirty look from me, stopped and sat down
is currently blasting wesley willis
(is probably drunk)

this is a short list

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

grant just asked me a question:

it was "can i call you outdated terms of endearment from the sixties?"

i said "okay."

then he said "goodnight, sweet cheeks!"


Friday, March 26, 2010

grant and i had a heart to heart today

he was talking about feeling old and i was trying to relate, even though i am still much younger than he is. i mean MUCH younger. (i'm just trying to paint an accurate picture here.) he set his elbows on my desk and looked at me wistfully.

"what would you do with all that youth if you had it to do again?"

and i said "waste it."

and he said "me, too."

and he smiled really, really broadly, and so did i.

just then i remembered that he is an actual person, one that i like, and not just some weirdo stick figure i spend all of my time eavesdropping.

i was going to post this as a comic, but i think that would defeat the purpose of what i am actually trying to say. (i don't know what i'm actually trying to say.)

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

grant update 3/16/10 4:13 pm

grant came over my desk for god knows what reason. i was looking at this picture. he started to say something. then he looked at my screen. then he said "i love coming over to your desk and seeing what you're in the middle of." then i closed my open windows and gave him a dirty look. i still don't know why he was at my desk in the first place.

ANONYMOUS drew this


what a weirdo.

(ANONYMOUS wants you to know that pictured here is grant.)

Friday, March 12, 2010


tim said "sectional white couch" and i heard "sexual white couch."

UPDATE: it's sexual, right?

Thursday, March 4, 2010


grant is making jokes about sexting. he just used the word "peaking." and then he turned a little bit red.

Monday, March 1, 2010

this is a poem i just wrote

oh i've seen dicks
damage done
i mean like
dicks i didn't want to see
you know what i mean

(actually this is my half of a conversation about going to black's beach and taking acid.)

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

the other day grant said he was tired

i said "me, too."

he said "we should take a nap under a desk."

i said "no, thanks."

he said "i meant two separate desks. platonically."

i nodded.

Monday, January 25, 2010

important update

ANONYMOUS went to REDACTED and REDACTED but now he is back in the office and I AM SO GLAD.

i didn't write this just because i know ANONYMOUS is going to read it, either.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

grant had to go film stuff at the zoo and sea world today.

i said "try not to be too creepy."

doubt it.

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