comix & etx by a weenie

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

grant is a monkey.

grant was just standing behind my desk, eating a banana.

"it's like having my very own personal monkey!" i yelled.

"yes," he said.

upon further consideration, he added, "the problem with this office is all of the people."

"needs more monkeys," i agreed.

"never met a monkey i didn't like," he added as an afterthought, while walking away.

i didn't say anything but you know what, grant, neither have i.

2 comments:

  1. At least he's not furiously masturbating and flinging poo. Yet.

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  2. i'll actually pray it never comes to that.

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