comix & etx by a weenie

Friday, July 31, 2009

"we learned a lot from porn sites"

grant is talking about our new work website and that is what he said. something about "money shots" also made it into the mix.

he is on a roll, because just earlier today grant could be seen walking down the hallway and heard singing this:

my life is charmed!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

100% literal story, following which he said "i bet i'm not the first one."

grant was just fondling my plastic lemon, so i gave him a banana.

now i am eating a plum.


Wednesday, July 22, 2009

grant may be a freak

but he makes me laugh, which means he makes me happy, which means i'm glad he exists.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

grant's cuteness committee.

remind me to research this further and explain.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

grant is a monkey.

grant was just standing behind my desk, eating a banana.

"it's like having my very own personal monkey!" i yelled.

"yes," he said.

upon further consideration, he added, "the problem with this office is all of the people."

"needs more monkeys," i agreed.

"never met a monkey i didn't like," he added as an afterthought, while walking away.

i didn't say anything but you know what, grant, neither have i.

Monday, July 13, 2009

i know because he just told me so.

grant's body is comprised of 50% chocolate chip granola bar.

Thursday, July 9, 2009


grant's middle initial is "L": WHAT COULD IT BE?!???????????????????

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

so then he says to me...


thanks for always providing the hits, grant.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

grant is watching the mj memorial stuff on the big tv over here.

"geeze," is all he has to say for himself.

for once.