comix & etx by a weenie

Thursday, May 28, 2009

by popular request, this blog is back to being about grant

grant just came up to my desk, dancing.

"you're crazy," i said.

he said, "stupid is often mistaken for crazy."

you can't argue with facts, can you?

Wednesday, May 27, 2009


this is extremely important
greg looks most like:
jason bateman
zac efron
corey feldman
josh hartnett
andre braugher

if greg isn't zac efron, then marianne doesn't want to be right


thanks to marianne for the tip, obviously!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

and then i said "isn't that sad?"

grant just acknowledged that i'm his biggest fan.

um, DUH.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

look who's talking

yesterday, grant happened to walk by me on his way out the door and i was giggling. he asked what i was laughing at. i told him i couldn't tell him, that it would be inappropriate. not everything is grant's penis-colada business, okay?

he seemed miffed.

he walked out the door and said "have fun with your sordid... WHATEVER."

i laughed and laughed.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

tell me this isn't the same dude in both of these pictures


both of these guys were child stars. isn't that weird?!

left: jason bateman right: greg

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

a name game

super important data:




source: tyler and this awesome thing.

Monday, May 18, 2009

a grant and his guitar

today grant asked me 700 times if fedex had arrived.

after the 700th time i told him no, he walked very close to my desk and said "i'm like a little kid of christmas!"

later, grant received a delivery: a guitar.

he proceeded to open it AND play it. at work.

(thanks to greg for the tip!)

Thursday, May 14, 2009

today is grant's birthday

1. i believe he is 37.
2. he is not at work.
3. i wonder what he is doing.

on a kind of separate note, today a discussion of grant's birthday with my old timey ex-boyfriend john s. led him to say the following thing, which is the greatest thing he, or anyone else for that matter, has ever said to me:

"insemination is adorable."

that is all.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

it's appropriate.

grant joined a facebook group called "Inappropriate Things to Say at the Dinner Table."

the usual.

a conversation which just took place:

me: you look scruffy.
grant: you feel scruffy?
me: well, yes. and you look scruffy.
grant: i need someone to shave me.
me: well, maybe someone will do that for your birthday.


grant: i'm tired. i think i'll eat a banana.
me: that will probably help.


grant: are there bananas in daquiris?
me: i don't know, can't you get a daquiri in whatever flavor you want? like, a strawberry daquiri?
grant: good point.
me: do pina-coladas have bananas in them?
grant: i think they just have penis in them.


me: did you just say pina?
grant: yes, i did.


grant: i think i better go back to my desk.
me: it's probably best.

here's tim's kimono!!


i'm so glad he found it, finally.

grant's beard

pretty, pretty scruffy right now.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

right this second

i am overhearing grant wax nostalgic about miller's outpost.


and now, pegged jeans.

if this isn't a match made in heaven, i don't know what is.