comix & etx by a weenie

Monday, November 3, 2008

grant update 11/3/08 11:06 am

i had to give grant something, so i walked over to his desk and handed it to him. it was on a lavender piece of paper which he said matched his eye so he stuck it up under his glasses to demonstrate. he poked himself in the eye with it.

"hey, grant," i say, "how come i didn't get a flyer for your show?"

"oh," he says, "it's only for ugly people."

"oh," i say.

"do you want to come?" he asks.

"yes," i reply.

he starts to hand me a flyer and i tell him that no, i already got one, through different channels.

"well, good then," he says.

as i'm walking away he says "don't sit in the front row, unless you're wearing something waterproof."

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