i had to give grant something, so i walked over to his desk and handed it to him. it was on a lavender piece of paper which he said matched his eye so he stuck it up under his glasses to demonstrate. he poked himself in the eye with it.
"hey, grant," i say, "how come i didn't get a flyer for your show?"
"oh," he says, "it's only for ugly people."
"oh," i say.
"do you want to come?" he asks.
"yes," i reply.
he starts to hand me a flyer and i tell him that no, i already got one, through different channels.
"well, good then," he says.
as i'm walking away he says "don't sit in the front row, unless you're wearing something waterproof."
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