comix & etx by a weenie

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

the gays down below, part four.

i was feeling crabby about the shania twain and "i'm every woman" business deep into the night while i was trying to sleep, so decided i ought to write tim a letter.

SHUT THE FUCK UP,
FUCKFACE!!!


is what it said, in entirety.

(this is his siren song to ken. every day, i hear these words directed at the man he has called his 'homosexual husband.' TRUE LOVE.)

i typed it, typed a label, neglected to include a return address on the envelope, and popped it in the mail.

he should be getting it today.

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